Let’s rock and roll. I mean it. I gotta get outta this place. I need a road trip. I need a break. I need to get out of Dodge. Who’s with me? Hit me up!
Woke up on the wrong side of the fucking bed this morning. I don’t know what is wrong – not PMS’ing or anything. I’m just mad at the world. So here’s your fair warning. Stay out of my way today, because I’m kicking ass and taking names.
I haven’t had my morning coffee yet, but I’m not sure that will help much. My own coffee sucks ass – I would much rather drive through Starbucks and pick up my order at a window somewhere along the road. Maybe a vente caramel machiatto will help. Last time I felt like this, a quick trip to Starbucks saved many lives.